The newest bomb scare had nothing to do with England, Miami or Michigan. The newest bomb threat was right here in Dallas. Learning the name of the young man with the bomb has proven difficult- because he is 9.
Yep, you heard me. The kid is 9. Dallas Police Department’s bomb squad secured and detonated the makeshift coffee can bomb which the boy said came from a friend at Kleberg Elementary. According to DISD spokesperson, Celso Martinez, disciplinary action against the 9 and 10 year old boys could be decided today.
I don’t know about you, but I want to feel safe in my city. I am calling for authorities to ban coffee cans and little boys. Nobody will be safe as long as little boys have imaginations. And thank God that I have the Dallas Morning News as my local paper. I appreciate getting real news like this. I am sooooo happy that they keep silly information like this from distracting me from local terrorism.


